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Get the Vanduo mug.1.) When a man with a very large penis has intercourse with a woman to the point where vaginal stitches are necessary.
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A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
by barfcake January 17, 2012
Get the vandusky mug.sparky decided to go down hazmans vandoot and was suprised to see there was no vandoot but a HUGE VANDOOT!!!
by brendylovessparky January 10, 2010
Get the vandoot mug.The act of being hoodwinked by a spouse or significant other. This includes but is not limited to: Cheating, lying, sneaking around, and general hoodwinkery.
After five years of dating my boyfriend, I just found out that he had sex with six different girls, and a transvestite- AFTER I bought him a Wii for Christmas! Boy, I've been vanduzled!!
by Jacob12321324 February 20, 2011
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by Cheddar the ssanke~ January 2, 2009
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in nashville, when people are partying/getting slammered at bars, random vandy greeks show up, creating unwanted frattiness and awkward situations for all.
in nashville, when people are partying/getting slammered at bars, random vandy greeks show up, creating unwanted frattiness and awkward situations for all.
Dude: Hey yo, Man. What bars we hittin up next bro?
Man: Dude, I wanted to go to the Cool Bar, but I heard it just got overran by vandos.
Dude: Shit Man... let's pound some natty.
Man: Dude, I wanted to go to the Cool Bar, but I heard it just got overran by vandos.
Dude: Shit Man... let's pound some natty.
by Cuspid October 10, 2010
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