Valon

A man known to change peoples lives and inspire people. he also is loved by the ladies and is addicted to Chinese food. he is also a great soccer player. anyone who name.s their child this is going to have a champion as a child

"bro, your such a valon, getting all the ladies while playing soccer and eating chinese food all day man your the best"

"yep thats me"

by BOB JOE BILL PHILLIPSON November 21, 2011

Valon

An all around great guy who is a wonderful brother. He laces food and sugar, and he is a great friend. He also is really great at video games, with the love of Final Fantasy VII and XV.

Valon, what a great guy!

by The square man to mars January 30, 2018

Valon

A person that is easily owned at video games. Its not that he is a noob because he has had much time to practice but doesnt get any better.

Omg you been playing that game for 3 months and your still a Valon!

by noobman11 May 24, 2007

Valon

maybe one of the funniest people you know, he can also make you laugh when you're very sad, he is very loyal and would never tell someone your secrets

A: "Can I tell you something?"
B: "Of course you can, your secrets are safe by me"
A: " Thank you Valon"

by brbsicuebwnsid January 2, 2017

valon

cutest and sweetest guy you'll probably ever meet. he likes hiking and going to the gym. if you have one in your life don't do the mistake of letting them go, it'll be the biggest regret of your life.

"im seeing this guy, valon-"
"DONT U DARE LEAVE HIM GO"

by xoxopeoniess May 5, 2025

Tar Valon

In Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time, Tar Valon is the ancient city of the Aes Sedai. Tar Valon is home to the White Tower where women learn to channel Saidar, the female half of the One Power. Tar Valon is situated on an island in the middle of the River Erinin. Tar Valon is one of the few Ogier built cities left.

Egwene al'Vere left the Emond's Field to train to become an Aes Sedai at Tar Valon.

by The First Weaver January 8, 2011

Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

by Sospicion July 24, 2019