Valeyn 

They are so kind! Valeyn is someone who is soft in the inside but doesn’t show their emotions to others. Once you get to know them you will want to talk to theme for hours. At first they are shy but after a little they open up to you quick. Valeyn is attractive and perfect. If you ever meet a Valeyn keep them close, they love you.

Today has been stressful, I can’t wait to talk to Valeyn.

Valeyn by Valeyn January 16, 2021

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

valene 

A very strong young lady who doesn't give up on anything. Very helpful young lady who puts everyone before herself. Being in a relationship with her is a good thing because she will love you forever and always been by your side.

Valene is a beautiful lady

valene by Layla343 December 20, 2016

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

Nick Valensi 

Nick Valensi is the guitarist from New York band The Strokes. He normally plays the lead guitar parts. Nick is the youngest band member. As I'm writing this he is married to Amanda De Cadenet and she is expecting twins with Nick in November.
A lot of people say Nick Valensi is the sex. I'd like to agree with them.

Nick Valensi is the sex!!

Nick Valensi by Christina_ July 31, 2006

Valentina 

The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short Black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C..). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.

Jack: -Valentina looks so good today.
Neill: -the hottie over there? I think she has a boyfriend..

Valentina by griddamtimb December 18, 2018