Vainty 

She is a beautiful , tall slim fashionable , women she is a conversation when , she comes into a room . she is a great friend and listener , once you get a Vainty keep her close and try not to lose her . Vainty has City street sense and book sense .

Oh wow , I found me a Vainty

Vainty by Vainty December 7, 2023

Valntyne 

Calum hood or also known as C Dizzel Swizzel Or Cool Guy Cal created valntyne at his great state. He talks about how much he hates valentine’s Day.

“Man valntyne’s day is probably my worst hatred day of the year. There’s so much pressure involved.”

Valntyne by Lovedrom998 August 8, 2018

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vanitys enemy 

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.

The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.

vanitys enemy by Daily GDer October 29, 2010

vanity crush 

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;]

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

vanity crush by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vanity Shits 

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

Vanity Shits by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

vanity travel 

Travel to exotic and/or expensive locations solely for the purpose of bragging about it when one returns home.

Elroy just got back from Amsterdam and wouldn't shut up about it. He went to Bangkok last year. He does a lot of vanity traveling.

vanity travel by gladernie March 8, 2008