valntynegirl 

valntynegirl is the most coolest and funniest person out there. she’s seggsy, talented and a real delight to talk to. but don’t flirt with her cuz she’s taken by me, penelope.simpson so be careful for what you say to her cuz i’m a jealous bich. anyway stan valntynegirl

“valntynegirl is super awesome “
“i know right, just be careful cuz she’s taken”

“that’s so hard tho cuz she’s so mf hot”
“i know i know”

valntynegirl by penelope.simpsonn May 29, 2021

valntynegirl 

A poopoo head who listens to dance monkey and astronaut in the ocean she also is a die hard baby gater and larrie she’s also my pookie bae 🥺🥺🥺

Valntynegirl is such a pookie poopoo 🥺🤞 #gurlboss #fartisstinky #ishartedmum

valntynegirl by Poopoopeefartshari May 29, 2021

valntynegirl 

valntynegirl is the best mutual you could ask for, she’s so funny AND ALSO she’s married to florence pugh, everyone likes her and if you don’t eat slime or something

“did you know that EVERYONE wants valntynegirl as a mutual”

“i don’t want her as a mutual wtf”
“…”

valntynegirl by wllsbylt May 29, 2021

valntynegirl 

MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER PLEASE I LIVE YOU THANKS 🙏☺️☺️

valntynegirl is very hot

valntynegirl by jshsjsha June 2, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019