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Vagodont
noun: A person who is visibly upset and/or enraged, and who's condition can be attributed to the (sometimes hypothetical) teeth in their vagina.
Man, what's up with her today? She's got that crazy look in her eye and is all upset!
I know! She's turning into a total Vagodont!
I know! She's turning into a total Vagodont!
Vagodont by blergerburger December 8, 2009
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Vagvod • vagode • vagods • vagoda • vagoderant • vagodka shots • Vagodont • Vagodor • Vagodorant • Vagoodle
Vagodorant
Commonly known as feminine deodorant spray (FDS). Vagodorant can be known as any substance that masks or neutralizes the smell of a womans vagina, or the smell left from becoming active with a womans vagina.
"My girl and I hooked up after running through the park. My junk smelled of sex so bad that I had to borrow her Vagodorant until I could get to the shower back at my place."
Vagodorant by bee55 January 27, 2009
vagods
Friend: I haven't had sex in a week
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some
vagods by Byemarthaaa May 10, 2017
Vagoodoo
The mysterious magic women are able to cast on men by the almighty power of the uterus. It is neither quantifiable nor tangible but somehow usually irresistible by most heterosexual men and causes befuddlement and likely temporarily conversative enfeeblement and lack of comprehension before the aforementioned spell has been cast. Take note - true mistresses of vagoodoo can cast this bedevilment long before the targetted male realizes that BOOM he is in a long term relationship with no chance of parole.
Vagodor
The smell or odor of vaginal secretion or menstrual blood. Vagodor is a distinct odor that is very foul.
When I walked into the Girl's Locker Room after Gym, I was assaulted by an extremely disturbing smell that smelt of period juice and vaginal oil, I screamed at the top of my lungs " WHAT IS THAT SMELL?" and my good friend, Summer replied, " That's just vagodor!"
Vagodor by Ila and Idihc October 12, 2004
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