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Vagoozle 

When a female tries to convince a male that she a penis
Damn, that bitch vagoozled me.
Vagoozle by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017
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Vagoogle 

A redneck word for a Vagina. Primarily Georgians from hick county use it though.
Gayla - MAC, ANNIE IS STUCK IN MY VAGOOGLE AGAIN
Vagoogle by DaltonWetz October 8, 2016

Vajoodle 

The act of mixing the (vagina) and the (doodle) together in sexual intercourse. The two become one and are then known as vajoodle or having vajoodle.
-"Dee we can hav vajoodle tommorow wen i come over, like all best friends do"

-"Yer, ok i guess all best firends do the vajoodle"

-"i don't want to do vajoodle with Timmy but, i'll have vajoodle with u justcause we're getting married at maccas and all."

This was a phone call between me and my best mate/ex-girlfriend.
Vajoodle by steve1993 December 9, 2006

Vadoodle 

A mix between a vaginia and a doodle - It's a Vadoole,
I was in the wrong part of town and came across a Vadoole,
My best friend was told by her parents very late in life that she was a vadoole
Why did I have to be born abbynormal????
A Vadoodle is another term for a transexual, a mix of a women and a male also known as a Hermaphrodite- meaning animal, plant or human with both male and female reproductive organs
Vadoodle by Martinii August 18, 2006

Vajoodle 

Slang word for the vaginai
I don't want to hear about my mom's vajoodle anymore, Bob.
Vajoodle by Tmoney92 January 18, 2021

valoodle 

a very great person, really they are amazing and has made me so happy ever since they started their platform on tiktok person 1: <33 love you @valoodle you make my day
them: no you made my day i love you more <333
have you seen @valoodle on tiktok?!
valoodle by crackityyy_ September 28, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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