vagode

A vag that is wider than it is long.

Marc only likes girls with vagodes. Marc likes Lauren.

by pedroVIII September 19, 2009

Vagidentophobia

Fear of tampons

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.

by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019

vagocean

a very wet vagina

I had her so turned on, it was a vagocean down there

by New Words Master January 18, 2015

Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

Vagodont

noun: A person who is visibly upset and/or enraged, and who's condition can be attributed to the (sometimes hypothetical) teeth in their vagina.

Man, what's up with her today? She's got that crazy look in her eye and is all upset!

I know! She's turning into a total Vagodont!

by blergerburger December 8, 2009

Vagoner

An erect clitoris (vagina boner).

That bitch was gettin' so hot. She had a huge vagoner!

by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003

vajode

A very wide dry vagina

The chick totally has a vajode, you could get lost in that thing

Aja and daissy are total vajodes

by dreadheadgc June 7, 2011