If you ever speak to me like that again, I am going to punch you in the vagunit so hard that you will cough up a tampon and be seeing maxi-pad stars for days.
by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007
Get the Vagunit mug.Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
Get the Retinal Vaginitis mug.1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
by John T. Black September 8, 2005
Get the vaginitus mug.when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
by chacho February 7, 2006
Get the vaginitis mug.Dude, don't get mad at us because you were too much of a pussy to ask her out. You are such a vagunt.
by Bryon M. May 7, 2008
Get the vagunt mug.When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy
by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005
Get the vaginitis mug.When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.
Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.
by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006
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