The best friend you will ever have. She works and she works well. If you have Vagisha in your life you do not need to worry because she always has your back. Also she is extremely beautiful
When someone speaks about another person, but doesn't use their name. The IRL version of "subtweeting".
The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.
she's really the most gorgeous thing on earth. you'll want a vanuisha in your life. they're kind, pretty, smart and beautiful women. AND they be having a fat ass butt like what are you missing??
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!