Vagishart

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Word:VagishartDefinition:An extreme type of accidental bowel movement (shart) occurring in a female, where the force of the expulsion causes fecal matter to travel forward and accidentally enter the vaginal canal.

Example:“She thought it was just gas, but it turned into a massive vagishart and she had to immediately run to the shower.

Vagishart by Skullchopper June 30, 2026

Words you can keep

Vagisha

The best friend you will ever have. She works and she works well. If you have Vagisha in your life you do not need to worry because she always has your back. Also she is extremely beautiful

I wish I was like Vagisha

Vagisha by Telleroftruth1111 April 3, 2021

Related Words

Vagishart • vogshart • vagifart • vagisation • Vagisha • vagishit • vagislation • vagislator • vagistration • vaishant

vagisation

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.

I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.

vagisation by Sofi June 20, 2006

vagislation

the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.

i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .

vagislation by Bill Evans August 10, 2010

vagifart

An abbreviated term for vaginal fart. Used by Steve Taylor to royally piss of Mumford.

Steve: Vagifart.

Mumford: Thats a demerit!

Steve: What? I can't say Vagifart?

Mumford: Thats another demerit!

Steve: So your gonna give me a demerit everytime I say Vagifart?

Mumford: Yes, and that's another demerit.

Steve: How many demerit slips do you have left?!

Mumford: Three.

Steve: VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!!

vagifart by falcon4 is a douche October 21, 2004

vaishant

This lauda makes the most cringiest jokes and makes people laugh by making them laugh at him, not with him. Mostly all of his comebacks are just the same thing but he just says "no u". If you ever see this person, make sure to whoop the shit out of him. Never ask this guy to give sound effects. He might rape you

Why the fuck is Vaishant shitting on the carpet

vaishant by Lenovo ghoda November 23, 2021

vagistration

the monthly discharge from the uterus. (noun)
to vagistrate; vagistrating (verb)
vagistral cramps.

Mary's vagistration has become more regulated since she began using birth control pills

vagistration by 516mama January 17, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026