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vanishit 

after taking a dump you look in the toilet and there is no visible log in the toilet bowl. Nothing is present even though you really did move your bowels and create a poop. It simply vanishes!
Wow that was quite dumpI just took! Funny how it vanished and I could not look at it.
It must of been a vanishit
vanishit by tommylawn May 6, 2011
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vagisitus 

the illness that causes someone to be a big baby. The cause of constant complaining or pouting.
Samantha gets a bad case of Vagisitus when I don't answer her phone calls.
vagisitus by tim bernard November 23, 2009

vagishield 

the flap of stomach that covers the vagina
"Jim had to lift Jane's vagishield so he could have sexual intercourse with her."
vagishield by J. King December 29, 2007

Vagisitus 

I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus.
Vagisitus by joeking December 19, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026