Vagomlette

The highly taboo practice of cooking a raw chicken egg by cracking said egg into an orifice and generating enough friction to bring it to a cooking temperature

Shit, i’m hungry. We could make a vagomlette!

by fruity liam June 20, 2022

Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

vagometer

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.

I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.

by scorpioeric October 14, 2009

Vomlette

The result of a puddle of vomit being heated by a hot pan or heated floor.

Dude, I wouldn't go in the bathroom. Someone just threw up and the heated floor's turning it into a vomlette.

Did you see that guy on Jackass who cooked a cheese and tomato vomlette?

by dakarateka December 29, 2011

vomlette

The vomiting of stomachs contents after a night of drinking and eating omlette at 3 in the morning. The result is a horrible mixture of Alcohol and omlette on the ground or in a toilet

When Kristen ate the omlette after a long night of drinking she went to the bathroom and vomletted

by Shocka Khan July 30, 2007

vomlette

A meal usually created by batchelors/male students.

Consists of any left over meals put into a frying pan with several beaten eggs poured over the top, forming a rather disgusting looking dish.

Chris: Is there anything for dinner?
Duncan: Nah, I had to make a vomlette.
Chris: Gammin.

by McKimm June 6, 2005

Vomlette

A crappy restaurant breakfast.

That breakfast was vile. They must have served me the vomlette.

by riff randall March 14, 2012