An alternative to the word Vagina, meaning woman. This is used specifically in the game of Kings. Since 6 is men drink, and 6 rhymes with dicks, then 5 is woman drink, and 5 rhymes with vagive. It is just more fun to yell "five Vagive!"
by rizdeegal June 14, 2009
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by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
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My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
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My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
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Get the Vaginese mug.Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?
Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.
Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.
by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019
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Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!
Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012
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