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The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.
by Tardified July 29, 2010
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A very large, loose vagina resembling the man-eating flower on Mario games, Plentiful among older looking women.
Ew, I bet that 60 year old lesbian gym coach has a vagisaurus.
by Tardified July 30, 2010
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