Rollegligence

1. The act of installing a new roll of toilet paper without regard to its direction of rotation. 2. Demonstrating negligence when replacing a spent roll of toilet paper with a new roll, wherein the lead tissue is incorrectly placed to the rear instead of correctly in front.
"I always have to turn the damn roll of toilet paper around due to my wife's rollegligence".
by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020
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vagiscerated

contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.
1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."

2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
by imbrockstone March 08, 2015
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PEDIDROOL

Pedidrool. n) "Peh dih drool" The copious amount of saliva which falls from one's mouth and upon one's foot after falling asleep on the toilet, bus or in other seated positions.
"As the woman slept on the bus, her left foot became covered in pedidrool".
by Imbrockstone April 13, 2020
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Coughaoke

The act of involuntarily coughing when attempting to sing karaoke while suffering from the COVID19 virus.
"Our family's karaoke party turned into a hacking coughaoke session while in quarantine".
by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020
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Balconingalong

The act of numerous Italians gathering on their balconies to join together in unified sing alongs during the Coronavirus lockdown.
"The world watched as the Italian people joined in singing balconingalongs to entertain one another during the Covid-19 pandemic".
by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020
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Slurpafellatio

1) The act of orally stimulating a man's penis utilizing copious amounts of saliva. 2) A really wet, sloppy blow job.
"Brandi gave such great slurpafellatio that she'd soak the sheets and could be heard slurping and sucking all the way down the hall.".
by Imbrockstone March 26, 2020
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Medipeep

1. The act of quietly searching or covertly rifling through the medicine cabinet of an unfamiliar home you've been invited into. 2. To peek inside someone's medicine cabinet when using the bathroom, so as to obtain information such as meds they're prescribed, or to see if anything is worth taking. 3. Sometimes referred to as medipeepers, medipeek or medipeekers.
"Beware of medipeeps. Remove all narcotics and anything you want to keep from your medicine cabinet prior to hosting a party".
by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020
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