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when a female lays on a bed with her feet propped up on it, holding her pussy in the air, the male poors a bottle of budweiser in her pussy then lifts her up over his shoulders and drinks the beer out of her vagina.
i gave delilah a vagiser lastnight
vagiser by dong wallet July 24, 2010
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Vagiberish 

When a person of the female gender starts talking about things she has no idea about. Also when she is constantly nagging in a high pitched whiny voice and won't stop, even though her point has been noted. Also the act of constant rambling when no point is in sight, generally over emotional topics.
I was listening to my girlfriend talk about her feelings, and at first she made sense, but then it all became vagiberish.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend last night, I thought we could work it out as two grown adults, but she overwhelmed me with absolute vagiberish.
Vagiberish by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio January 14, 2009

Vagiterian  

One who only eats / enjoys vagina
Person 1: I enjoy all meats
Person 2: I'm a Vagiterian
Vagiterian by Bozzzy March 18, 2009

vagiscerated

contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.
1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."

2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
vagiscerated by imbrockstone March 8, 2015

Vaginercise 

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.
After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.
Vaginercise by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Vagiferous 

Club Foot is always vagiferous on Ladies Night!
Vagiferous by geodave November 28, 2012

Vagibernation 

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".
I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.
Vagibernation by rybread724 February 18, 2010
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