31 definitions by blu3hat

balls
nuts
place where sperm are stored

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

A smiley for either "i`m chewing" or "Hmmmm"

1. A feel-bad-for guy, the one who always tries and does his best but always fails
2. The guy thats gotta get on the ball and beat down the CranMan and get into some other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)

the skin on the outside of a penis. Most visable when not erected