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3 sided vagina 

A triangle shaped vagina that is every man's dream.
That's quite the snatch you have there. Of course it is... it's because it's a 3 sided vagina.
3 sided vagina by Jen Lovin April 3, 2010

Side Vagina

The floppy, slit-looking mush of skin a person has when he/she leans to the side, resulting in smashing all the meat/skin/fat together. Happens to most people unless they're supermodels.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Bobby's side vagina?

Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.

The Side-Vagina 

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.
I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography
The Side-Vagina by Whale Anus August 11, 2019

Verge side vagina

A vagina that is unwanted by others.

Has had all previous partners break up with her
She has been left by the last 5 boyfriends. She is probably crazy or has some verge side vagina. Approach with caution.
Verge side vagina by Dr Casper August 19, 2021

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina 

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

Vigina side salad dressing 

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds
You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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