9 definitions by Aceywantsyoursoul
Short for "Advanced Placement Human Geography", usually used when asking friends about something /bitching about the class. Generally an easy course as long as you don't sleep during the lecture and read the book.
"Dude, do you have the notes for AP Human?"
"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
by Aceywantsyoursoul July 3, 2012
You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a 4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry test. Average sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day.
High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.
Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up
a. poor
b. dead
c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.
Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.
Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.
Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up
a. poor
b. dead
c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.
Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.
Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
Me: I'm a sophomore in high school as of August 2011. Help me.
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.
Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.
Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
by Aceywantsyoursoul October 14, 2011
A female of the same description gets the best dick wherever and whenever she wants. AKA "non-virgin"
by Aceywantsyoursoul October 16, 2011
The floppy, slit-looking mush of skin a person has when he/she leans to the side, resulting in smashing all the meat/skin/fat together. Happens to most people unless they're supermodels.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Bobby's side vagina?
Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.
Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.
by Aceywantsyoursoul June 21, 2012
1. The reason I lose hope for our world.
2. Someone who steals taxpayers' money in order to get elected.
3. A Texas Republican....need I say more?
2. Someone who steals taxpayers' money in order to get elected.
3. A Texas Republican....need I say more?
Rick Perry is actually taken SERIOUSLY by a large amount of people. I think I want to curl up and die. Or get abducted by aliens.
by Aceywantsyoursoul October 16, 2011
(n.) Someone who is afraid of Germans. Very obvious. I don't understand how anyone could ever get this word confused.
Alan: Why does your mom use so much hand sanitizer?
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
by Aceywantsyoursoul August 20, 2012
by Aceywantsyoursoul October 17, 2011