Definitions by Aceywantsyoursoul
Germaphobe
(n.) Someone who is afraid of Germans. Very obvious. I don't understand how anyone could ever get this word confused.
Alan: Why does your mom use so much hand sanitizer?
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
Germaphobe by Aceywantsyoursoul August 20, 2012
Nazi
See principal.
A cock eating son of a cunt who thinks that he can treat already suffering AP kids like shit because he gets to sit in the big cheese office and make his fascist salary off of torturing innocents.
A cock eating son of a cunt who thinks that he can treat already suffering AP kids like shit because he gets to sit in the big cheese office and make his fascist salary off of torturing innocents.
Ace: Holy fuck dude, why were you in the office for three hours?
Chris: *comes out crying* That fucking Nazi caught me traveling from AP Algebra to AP History and didn't like the pace of my footsteps so he called me in to give me a lecture of how I am a delinquent and will never amount to anything in society.
Ace: *hugs Chris* it's ok...shhh...it's ok....I'll hide you under the floorboards from that filthy fascist.
Chris: *comes out crying* That fucking Nazi caught me traveling from AP Algebra to AP History and didn't like the pace of my footsteps so he called me in to give me a lecture of how I am a delinquent and will never amount to anything in society.
Ace: *hugs Chris* it's ok...shhh...it's ok....I'll hide you under the floorboards from that filthy fascist.
Nazi by Aceywantsyoursoul August 3, 2012
Smoking
Person: What were you guys doing last night?
Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.
Person: Cool.
Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.
Person: Cool.
Smoking by Aceywantsyoursoul July 22, 2012
AP Human
Short for "Advanced Placement Human Geography", usually used when asking friends about something /bitching about the class. Generally an easy course as long as you don't sleep during the lecture and read the book.
"Dude, do you have the notes for AP Human?"
"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
AP Human by Aceywantsyoursoul July 5, 2012
Side Vagina
The floppy, slit-looking mush of skin a person has when he/she leans to the side, resulting in smashing all the meat/skin/fat together. Happens to most people unless they're supermodels.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Bobby's side vagina?
Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.
Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.
Side Vagina by Aceywantsyoursoul June 23, 2012
Rick Perry
1. The reason I lose hope for our world.
2. Someone who steals taxpayers' money in order to get elected.
3. A Texas Republican....need I say more?
2. Someone who steals taxpayers' money in order to get elected.
3. A Texas Republican....need I say more?
Rick Perry is actually taken SERIOUSLY by a large amount of people. I think I want to curl up and die. Or get abducted by aliens.
Rick Perry by Aceywantsyoursoul October 16, 2011
Virgin
A female of the same description gets the best dick wherever and whenever she wants. AKA "non-virgin"
Virgin by Aceywantsyoursoul October 16, 2011