Person: What were you guys doing last night?
Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.
Person: Cool.
Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.
Person: Cool.
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Get the chemenstruation mug.(n.) Someone who is afraid of Germans. Very obvious. I don't understand how anyone could ever get this word confused.
Alan: Why does your mom use so much hand sanitizer?
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
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A cock eating son of a cunt who thinks that he can treat already suffering AP kids like shit because he gets to sit in the big cheese office and make his fascist salary off of torturing innocents.
A cock eating son of a cunt who thinks that he can treat already suffering AP kids like shit because he gets to sit in the big cheese office and make his fascist salary off of torturing innocents.
Ace: Holy fuck dude, why were you in the office for three hours?
Chris: *comes out crying* That fucking Nazi caught me traveling from AP Algebra to AP History and didn't like the pace of my footsteps so he called me in to give me a lecture of how I am a delinquent and will never amount to anything in society.
Ace: *hugs Chris* it's ok...shhh...it's ok....I'll hide you under the floorboards from that filthy fascist.
Chris: *comes out crying* That fucking Nazi caught me traveling from AP Algebra to AP History and didn't like the pace of my footsteps so he called me in to give me a lecture of how I am a delinquent and will never amount to anything in society.
Ace: *hugs Chris* it's ok...shhh...it's ok....I'll hide you under the floorboards from that filthy fascist.
by Aceywantsyoursoul August 03, 2012
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"Dude, do you have the notes for AP Human?"
"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
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Get the AP Human mug.You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a 4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry test. Average sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day.
High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.
Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up
a. poor
b. dead
c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.
Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.
Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.
Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up
a. poor
b. dead
c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.
Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.
Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
Me: I'm a sophomore in high school as of August 2011. Help me.
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.
Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.
Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
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