Greeceba

When you put pretzel sticks in your urethra and twist them around

I love to greeceba

by Poop Inspector February 12, 2018

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018

Bing Flinger

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

I have a Bing flinger

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018