18 definition by Poop Inspector

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

When you put pretzel sticks in your urethra and twist them around

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men