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vaginaloaf 

no...no I will not touch your vaginaloaf.there is enough bread comnig out of that thing to feed ethiopia
vaginaloaf by killa September 4, 2003

vagipaloosa 

The act of a female having intercourse with 4 or more wieners at once.
Dude Angelica created vagipaloosa with those four other dudes

Vagigator 

A Vagina with teeth. Similar to that of an alligator.
Size, color, and bite strength varies.
Straight from the swamps of Louisiana, and College girls in Norman Oklahoma.

Other names commonly used: Crocogina. Snapper Snatch. Oh hell no, run!

Chomp Chomp.
I dangled my penis over the bank of the Louisiana swamp, and out jumped a Vagigator to eat it!
Vagigator by *Shenanigans* June 20, 2014

vaginalope

the frontal, fatty, mid-section on plus-size women; also known as the "fumpa."
Her vaginalope was full and ripe. She was ret'to go to the ladies room, or beyond...
vaginalope by Vageena Lopez July 24, 2017

Vaginalogic 

The exact opposite of normal defined logic. Logic of the female species.

Illogical

nonsensical
Fred: "dude, I just don't understand why she acts like that...."
George: " I'll explain, your not using vaginalogic. It's completely different than the logic the rest of us use. Women just don't play by our rules man..."
Vaginalogic by KonohaSaint December 8, 2010
Female gigolo
Look at that girl over there. She's such a vajigaloe
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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