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Vaginalogic 

The exact opposite of normal defined logic. Logic of the female species.

Illogical

nonsensical
Fred: "dude, I just don't understand why she acts like that...."
George: " I'll explain, your not using vaginalogic. It's completely different than the logic the rest of us use. Women just don't play by our rules man..."
Vaginalogic by KonohaSaint December 8, 2010
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vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.
vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013

Vagina Logic 

The ability of any woman to win an argument or prove a man wrong, based solely on the fact that she has a vagina.
Abigail proved Johnny wrong through vagina logic.
Vagina Logic by behle December 9, 2008

Vaginaholic 

1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.

Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.
My name is Sean H. and I am a vaginaholic.
Vaginaholic by SeanH September 21, 2007

vagalogic 

philosophy or other meaning-of-life outlook that is solely from the female point of view.
'Dear, if I die will you get married again?' as an important discussion topic is usually the result of vagalogic.

Vagalogic dictates that 'the only place to fart is in the bathroom.'
vagalogic by Cricket on the line December 28, 2010

vaginalickery 

Like cocksuckery but the opposite. You can use this word to signify things you don't give a shitlicker about.
Hey Jim, wanna go to the sports tournament tomorrow?

I ain't interested in that vaginalickery.

Vaginalic erection 

When the clitoris is vibrating at a high frequency. (When somebody is really mad)
”Damn she got a mad vaginalic erection”
”Yeah bro shes been crazy this week”
Vaginalic erection by DDENIAL March 1, 2022
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