Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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a phrase which questions the readiness of someone or something; short for "are you ready to go"?
I gotta get goin', chump. Rets?
by jdm November 21, 2002
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A better way of saying your every day word 'retarded'. Taken as plural from the word, 'reterded' which is a fancier way of saying retarded.
Is she rets?
What's wrong with you!!! Are you totes rets or what?!
My goodness, she looks so reterded.
by Widdy Angelz November 07, 2011
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Ret (verb): The act of throwing out trash, cleaning, or clearing out unwanted items.

Mainly a word used in Indiana or other "rural" States/areas.
Mom: I asked you kids to RET the table and plates after dinner, but it's been over an hour!

Children: Mom, we were going to RET the table, but Dad smoked a cigarette after dinner and we didn't want to be in the dining room while he was smoking!

Mom: Well, you should've waited until he was done with his cigarette and then you could've RETTED his ashtray, too!!!
by Emonowski July 19, 2017
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