Vagicoke
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Vagicove
Vagicove by Captain Chase May 19, 2008
Vagichoke
A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.
Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.
Vagichoke by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
Vagicken
Vagicken by Bishainator February 7, 2021
vagickey
A hickey on your vagina either from rough sex or rough oral sex, usually received by a drunken whore
vagickey by blueeyes6691 March 31, 2011
Vagicore
A medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your vagina and use to clean the walls of your uteris, as It pleasures you. The cream works best if you reach climax.
The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.
1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.
2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.
3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.
Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:
-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.
1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.
2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.
3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.
Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:
-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
"Cindy hadn't been touched in so long, I knew it was time to get her some Vagicore to make sure her whistle was clean."
Vagicore by Kevin and Mike December 9, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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