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Vagicore

A medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your vagina and use to clean the walls of your uteris, as It pleasures you. The cream works best if you reach climax.

The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.

1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.

2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.

3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.

Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:

-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
"Cindy hadn't been touched in so long, I knew it was time to get her some Vagicore to make sure her whistle was clean."
by Kevin and Mike December 9, 2008
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Vagivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink vagina.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a vagivore
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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vagicure

kepping the vagina area trimmed and clean.
i went and got a pedicure and a manicure, then went home and gave myself a vagicure.
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Vagicove

The dip beneath the folds on the top of a womans vagina.
I'm going to go cliff diving with my tongue in your vagicove.
by Captain Chase May 19, 2008
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VAGXCORE

VAGXCORE is a genre of music started in 2008 by the band Jackknife Stiletto. The genre branched out for other hard rocking chick bands to think inside the box.
www.vagxcore.com
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Vagicorn

A female penicorn.
Basically, It's a unicorn with dick for horn, that also has boobs and a vagina.
Vagicorns can't have vaginas for horns, because then they wouldn't be from
the penicorn species anymore.
by 13375p33k January 18, 2008
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Vagivore

NOUN

1. Any vagina devouring organism defined as living.

2. One who munches on the kitty cat with convection.

3. The act or process of eating that vagina like issa meal, cause it really is.
1. Some people are herbivores, some are carnivores, but baby girl I...am a vagivore!

2. You think eating a woman out is a skill, but for a vagivore like myself, its a lifestyle.
by PlayedJuicePlayedJuice November 5, 2017
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