technique 

Charismatic moves that leave you speechless, both on and off the court.

1. Dat nigga technique be leavin those guards suckin his shoelaces.

2. Bitch, that's the fourth time in a row you say mebbe. Don act like you ain't sweatin the technique!

technique by sc0ner June 10, 2010

technique 

An abridged version of cellphone on wallet technique where you put the cellphone on top of a wallet for convenience because it can be taken with one easy swoop. A negative of this technique is that you put all of your eggs in one basket in case it is stolen. Some prefer to keep their cellphone and wallet far away from each other in case one is stolen, the other remains in tact.

(1) That's an amazing technique.
(2) Where's your technique?
(3) Pass me my technique.

technique by Momo Fetter January 14, 2008

Technique 

Teckers=Technique.

Arrr mate have changed me teckers to this prank callin shit now am doin pyaaaaaaaaaar well

Technique

Technique by JJeeeeshus January 27, 2011

Technique 

Doing a poo with feet up either on bath or toilet seat.

Al: I'm texting you whilst doing the technique.

Technique by charl init April 20, 2011

Technique 

Technique is a boy who has an amazing personality. Everyone loves him and his sense of humor is to die for. He has muscles that every girl loves. He stands up for his friends.

I wish I was like Technique... everyone wants be like him.

Technique by Under z January 29, 2018

Technique 

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

Technique by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

technique time 

Private masturbation time where the person masturbating then assesses one's self based on their speculation in order to be able to "play" better when the time comes.

"I wish Ms. Snide had us do technique time so that I could have a legitimate reason to do it."

technique time by StarPants February 8, 2015