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Weed that enhances sexual experiences
Laura: so Greg bought me some vageed!
Jason: wow, i thought that was an urban myth. It actually increases your vaginal fluids??
Lorretta: no dumbass, it’s supposed to help with orgasms.
Vageed by Autumnal fan May 19, 2018
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vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
He fell right into her vagenda!
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vageesha 

proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.
person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
vageesha by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021
Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
Vagenda by reddoornumberone December 4, 2010
A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
vagedy by Illin38 May 10, 2009
When a virgin claims they are non virgin. Often flexes being a pussy slayer while they play fortnite.
We all know he's a virgin but he wont admit it... What a vageebee
Vageebee by Lil Wanton November 10, 2019

K-vagged 

When someone kicks someone in the female private area. The female equivalent of being kicked down there. Obviously not as painful but pretty nasty.
Did you see that girl get K-vagged at the bar just then?!
K-vagged by Jessy00002 June 11, 2014
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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