Laura: so Greg bought me some vageed!
Jason: wow, i thought that was an urban myth. It actually increases your vaginal fluids??
Lorretta: no dumbass, it’s supposed to help with orgasms.
Jason: wow, i thought that was an urban myth. It actually increases your vaginal fluids??
Lorretta: no dumbass, it’s supposed to help with orgasms.
by Autumnal fan May 19, 2018
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(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
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Get the Vagenda mug.proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.
person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
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person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021
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by reddoornumberone December 4, 2010
Get the Vagenda mug.A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
by Illin38 May 10, 2009
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by Lil Wanton November 10, 2019
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