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A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
vagedy by Illin38 May 10, 2009
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Vageyebrows 

Tufts of pubic hair which stick out from the sides of a bikini bottom
"OMG, Megan, Tiffany totally needs to wax her vageyebrows. Her crotch looks like Groucho Marks"
Vageyebrows by Kooshbag33 April 23, 2015
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vageyser 

The ultimate squirting orgasm a woman can ever hope to achieve. Her vagina will euphorically explode like a geyser.

Also the name of Arizona's hottest DJ, DJ Vageyser.
I gave that bitch a Vageyser and now she won't leave me alone... Bitches love Vageysers.
vageyser by Vageyser November 26, 2014

vagedingus 

When a woman grows a penis inside their clitorus and the tip blows up,
Dalila has a fucking vagedingus
vagedingus by adra1n April 7, 2021
When eyes are puffy upon waking and look like a vag
Ste woke up looking so tired he had vageyes
Vageye by Coyney July 2, 2020

Vagedema 

Swelling of the muffin top area of the vagina and even sometimes of the labia
My appendectomy resulted in a hematoma in my pubis and now I’m experiencing discomfort and related to my vagedema
Vagedema by Ceeleah November 3, 2018

vagedgie 

when your vagina gets a hardcore wedgie during the day
yo dude i have such a bad vagedgie
vagedgie by eman1220 November 23, 2016
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