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A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.

"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."

vagedy by Illin38 May 10, 2009

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Vageyebrows

Tufts of pubic hair which stick out from the sides of a bikini bottom

"OMG, Megan, Tiffany totally needs to wax her vageyebrows. Her crotch looks like Groucho Marks"

Vageyebrows by Kooshbag33 April 23, 2015

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vagedy • vagedgie • Vaedynce • vaged • Vageda • Vagedema • vagedi • vagedingus • vagenya • Vagery

vageyser

The ultimate squirting orgasm a woman can ever hope to achieve. Her vagina will euphorically explode like a geyser.

Also the name of Arizona's hottest DJ, DJ Vageyser.

I gave that bitch a Vageyser and now she won't leave me alone... Bitches love Vageysers.

vageyser by Vageyser November 26, 2014

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vagedingus

When a woman grows a penis inside their clitorus and the tip blows up,

Dalila has a fucking vagedingus

vagedingus by adra1n April 7, 2021

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Vageye

When eyes are puffy upon waking and look like a vag

Ste woke up looking so tired he had vageyes

Vageye by Coyney July 2, 2020

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Vagedema

Swelling of the muffin top area of the vagina and even sometimes of the labia

My appendectomy resulted in a hematoma in my pubis and now I’m experiencing discomfort and related to my vagedema

Vagedema by Ceeleah November 3, 2018

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vagedgie

when your vagina gets a hardcore wedgie during the day

yo dude i have such a bad vagedgie

vagedgie by eman1220 November 23, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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