A wedgie is when your undies get all bunched in between your butt cheeks, so therefore, a vagedie is when your undies get bunched up in your vajayjay, or your cookie. Very uncomfortable if i may say so myself...
*some guy goes and gives a girl a frontal wedgie* "OUCH! I have a major vagedgie now!!! It's ridin' way up there!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)