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Vagiking
n.
1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.
2. a weakly natured viking.
pronunciation: vuhg aye king.
1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.
2. a weakly natured viking.
pronunciation: vuhg aye king.
Vagiking by the real vagiking March 23, 2009
Vampiring
To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Vampiring by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021
Creamy Vagilingus
When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.
Hence the name Vagilingus
Hence the name Vagilingus
Creamy Vagilingus by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018
vagiting
vagiting by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016
vagazing
Something so amazing that is comes very close to being as amazing as a vagina. I know that very few things are as amazing as a vagina, that why I said almost.
Being warm blooded is vagazing and has its advantages.
vagazing by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010
Vagipingping
The term giving to the vagina of an asian or indian lady. Also loosely used after intercourse with a female ping-pong champion. Pronounced Vajee-Ping-Ping.
Guy #1: "Hey man, what did you get up to last night?"
Guy #2: "I got me some Beijing Vagipingping!"
Guy #1: "Sweet bro."
Guy #2: "No, sour."
Commentator: "..what a courageous young Ukranian athlete, defying the rules by wearing those seductive shorts! She better be careful when leaning into the table"
Drunken Fan: "SHOW ME THAT VAGIPINGPING!"
Guy #2: "I got me some Beijing Vagipingping!"
Guy #1: "Sweet bro."
Guy #2: "No, sour."
Commentator: "..what a courageous young Ukranian athlete, defying the rules by wearing those seductive shorts! She better be careful when leaning into the table"
Drunken Fan: "SHOW ME THAT VAGIPINGPING!"
Vagipingping by RspecksW May 31, 2010
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