Vampiring

To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!

Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021

vampiring

Going south on a lady when she is menstruating. As per that bro in Twilight.

I love vampiring you, Girl. /bares teeth

by some chill bro up top December 29, 2010

vampiring

Giving a girl oral sex while she is on her period.

Dude last night I was vampiring my girl.

What day was she on?

The first...it was a fucking waterfall!

by bigbitch February 25, 2009

Vampiring

When you go down with a girl on her period.

I enjoy the taste of pennys, so I met Bloody Mary and went vampiring.

My Doctor says I have an iron deficiency, so I went vampiring.

by The Count(ah-ha-ha) November 28, 2012

Vampiring

Essentialy a blow job except with the girl using her teeth

"damn i feel like a blowjob"
"How about shake it up with some vampiring"
"Ouch, ewwwww. What is wrong with you?"

by IPWNNOOBS69 September 15, 2009

Vampiring

The act of licking a vagina while she is on her period.

Dude1: My girlfriend was on her period last week.
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day

by Zodiiac August 15, 2016

vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

by picc285 May 8, 2019