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vacumming 

when you suck up semen back inside like you would with a strand of saliva from your mouth, as if your penis was a vacuum hose.
i thought he was going to get his spunk in my hair, but it turned out that he knew the art of vacumming.
vacumming by the pooptart October 21, 2012
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Vacumming 

V. When the man you're fucking is about to orgasm, so you suck his dick so that way clean up will be easier when his cum shoots out
*During sex*

Boyfriend: "Babe! I'm gonna cum!"

Girlfriend: "FUCK! We forgot the cum rag! *Puts mouth over his dick and starts sucking*

Boyfriend: *Cums in her mouth* "thanks babe for vacumming me, I owe you one!"
Vacumming by notice_me_kuya April 7, 2020

Vacumming 

Reyes and Ashley didn’t wanna give me a blowjob, so I just gave myself a vacumming.
Vacumming by Bluttie May 10, 2020

Vacumming 

The art of sucking your own dick, until you cum
Reyes and Ashley said no to give me a blowjob, so I just gave myself a good ol’ vacumming.
Vacumming by Bluttie May 10, 2020

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job
I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
..

So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
...
No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
...
Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms
I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours
Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008
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