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Vacumming 

V. When the man you're fucking is about to orgasm, so you suck his dick so that way clean up will be easier when his cum shoots out
*During sex*

Boyfriend: "Babe! I'm gonna cum!"

Girlfriend: "FUCK! We forgot the cum rag! *Puts mouth over his dick and starts sucking*

Boyfriend: *Cums in her mouth* "thanks babe for vacumming me, I owe you one!"
Vacumming by notice_me_kuya April 7, 2020

Vacumming 

The art of sucking your own dick.
Reyes and Ashley didn’t wanna give me a blowjob, so I just gave myself a vacumming.
Vacumming by Bluttie May 10, 2020

Vacumming 

The art of sucking your own dick, until you cum
Reyes and Ashley said no to give me a blowjob, so I just gave myself a good ol’ vacumming.
Vacumming by Bluttie May 10, 2020

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job
I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
..

So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
...
No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
...
Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms
I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours
Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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