Våle
The guy that looks at Netflix the whole class. Don’t take his iPad away. Or worse, his headset. He will explode.
Våle by GeneralWaffle June 15, 2018
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Vale
Vale by Johnathan Aldura May 30, 2009
valé
valé by Jonathan Majewski January 28, 2004
Vale
One of the nicest guys you will ever meet, Vale is someone who can always make you smile. With his charming personality and beautiful grin, he has the ability to make anyone have a crush on him. He is typically very shy, but once you get to know him his personality is something you will never forget. He is an athlete, but never mean. Vale would never hurt his own friends, and puts others before himself. If you're lucky enough to know a Vale, then he will be one of the best people you have ever met.
Vale by GreyAsheal July 4, 2018
vale
The closest equivalent is "my man".
Used in the Caribbean zone both in Venezuela and Colombia -and some other places though I don't know which ones for sure. It comes from "Vale", a brand of padlocks. When some guys were very close friends, people used to say they were "Vale cerrado", meaning like a tightly closed padlock. Later it became just "vale". Often styled as "mi vale"/"vale mía" (my buddy) or "valecita" (little buddy). It is also used as "el vale..." to colloquially address or refer to any young male.
Used in the Caribbean zone both in Venezuela and Colombia -and some other places though I don't know which ones for sure. It comes from "Vale", a brand of padlocks. When some guys were very close friends, people used to say they were "Vale cerrado", meaning like a tightly closed padlock. Later it became just "vale". Often styled as "mi vale"/"vale mía" (my buddy) or "valecita" (little buddy). It is also used as "el vale..." to colloquially address or refer to any young male.
Esos dos manes son vale cerrao.
These two guys are like brothers.
¡Habla, vale mía!
What's up, buddy!
Ey, pilla el vale del pantalón coleto.
Hey, look at that guy in the flashy pants.
These two guys are like brothers.
¡Habla, vale mía!
What's up, buddy!
Ey, pilla el vale del pantalón coleto.
Hey, look at that guy in the flashy pants.
vale by lasolitaria September 6, 2012
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