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Uromysitisis 

A potentially deadly condition resulting from holding in one's urine for a prolonged period of time. The condition can result in acute poisoning when one is restricted by the arbitrary rules of society. Common treatments for uromysitisis include the "pee party".
"Doctors have told me that when I feel it the best thing to do is just release it... Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger?... Because I could get ''uromysitisis'' poisoning and die, that's why." - Jerry Seinfeld (S03E06)
Uromysitisis by TheFactualTruth August 5, 2016
Related Words

Uromaniť 

Uromaniť - word comes from Slovakia. It is synonym of word "steal".
I am about to uromaniť this purse.
Uromaniť by Deoxy91 May 17, 2023

Uromysitisis 

A mythical medical condition employed to explain to law enforcement officers as to why you were urinating in public.
"If I don't go when I feel like I have to...I could get Uromysitisis and die!" -- Seinfeld (The Parking Garage), paraphrased
Uromysitisis by Justion Sage January 11, 2008

Uromastyx 

A species of lizard belonging to the agamidae family. They live in northern Africa, generally the western side. In captivity, these animals are mainly vegetarians. In the wild they are more likely to have a 50/50 diet consisting of insects/plants. Uromastyx is pronounced your-oh-mass-ticks.
My nephew and I recently went out and caught a Uromastyx in Niger.
Uromastyx by ~air~ September 3, 2016
A moment in time when you think too much about life.
I think I'm experiencing uroma..
Uroma by Boovian May 13, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026