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Urban editors 

The editors of urban dictionary that didn't publish any of my words
Dang it, those urban editors decided not to publish my word. Poop them.
Urban editors by Don't Cry Craft February 21, 2015

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Urban Dictionary Editors 

some losers, basement trolls or angry kids on a power trip, who like to boss others around by rejecting every new words on Urban Dictionary because they simply want to take revenge on society for the fact that they're losers who couldn't get into the Ivy League.
"I got rejected by Harvard, Yale, Penn, Princeton, and Columbia. Fuck my life"
"I'll be sure to repay society in kindness by joining the Urban Dictionary Editors"

Urban Dictionary Editors 

THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET AND ONLY 1% OF THEM ARE GOOD EDITORS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEST WELL-INFORMED DEFINITIONS.

I'VE SENT LIKE ZILLIONS OF ACCURATE DEFINITIONS AND NONE OF THEM GETS ACCEPTED, UNLIKE PEOPLE'S PUBLISHED SHITTY ONES WHICH IS LEAST WRITTEN INFO ABOUT NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK.
Urban Dictionary Editors: this definition is too accurate and boring smh *rejects*
Also Urban Dictionary Editors: HAahA fuynn sex funi poo pOO pee pee definition!!1111 *accepts*

Urban Dictionary Editors 

Ever since the abandonment of the "sign in" only to edit Urban Dictionary submissions, Urban Dictionary editors now only consist of idiot 14 year old teenage girls who decide to never publish any legitimate submissions except their own stupid submissions.

Fuck you.
Sarah: Oh Em Gee! Did you just hear what Mike said about about me? He totally called me out on Twitter. OMG, like I'm so offended.

Jennifer: You know, we should publish that to Urban Dictionary!

Sarah: Oh Em Gee, like what a good idea! Help me write this submission about Mike.

**Mike - A total douchbge. Bigst ahole on the plnet.**

Jennifer: Make sure it gets approved, go to the urban dictionary editors section and approve it.

Sarah: Eww, like what are all these other submissions here wow I'm not approving any of this shit. I'm only approving my shitty definition of mike.

Fuck Urban Dictionary Editors 

Why the fuck are my words being rejected by yall
Me when my definition got rejected: Ugh, FUCK URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS