A funny, daily comic strip by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum. It's about a public library in the ficticous city of Mallville. Main characters include Dewey, the young adult librarian; Mel, the head of the branch; Tamara, the children's librarian; Colleen, the old reference librarian; and Merv, a young kid that just hangs around the library but doesn't read. Buddy, a man wearing a beaver costume, and Ned, a naked attorney, also make appearances.
Guy 1: "Did you read Unshelved when the sixth Harry Potter book came out?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
an unpeeled banana is a penis, that has a lot of foreskin. in other words, uncircumsized penis, often found in Europe or other countries that are not the U.S. and not Jewish.
me: is your banana peeled?
boy:no, mines unpeeled. *sadfaced*
i have an unpeeled banana and my brother used to make fun of me for it.