A funny, daily comic strip by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum. It's about a public library in the ficticous city of Mallville. Main characters include Dewey, the young adult librarian; Mel, the head of the branch; Tamara, the children's librarian; Colleen, the old reference librarian; and Merv, a young kid that just hangs around the library but doesn't read. Buddy, a man wearing a beaver costume, and Ned, a naked attorney, also make appearances.

Guy 1: "Did you read Unshelved when the sixth Harry Potter book came out?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so funny!"

Unshelved by Liberal Hippie Douche August 21, 2005

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unpeeled banana

an unpeeled banana is a penis, that has a lot of foreskin. in other words, uncircumsized penis, often found in Europe or other countries that are not the U.S. and not Jewish.

me: is your banana peeled?
boy:no, mines unpeeled. *sadfaced*
i have an unpeeled banana and my brother used to make fun of me for it.

unpeeled banana by iamawesomer March 17, 2009

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uspelled

YOU A BITCH DOE

I was trolling on this guy's page, he had said something happened eerily in his post...so i said "uspelled" early wrong!

uspelled by Eirik Eirikson May 26, 2018

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Unpilled

When the prescription has not been taken and causes a person to be very abrasive.

You can't talk to him today he’s unpilled.

Unpilled by Doctor Speed November 4, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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