Unshelved

A funny, daily comic strip by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum. It's about a public library in the ficticous city of Mallville. Main characters include Dewey, the young adult librarian; Mel, the head of the branch; Tamara, the children's librarian; Colleen, the old reference librarian; and Merv, a young kid that just hangs around the library but doesn't read. Buddy, a man wearing a beaver costume, and Ned, a naked attorney, also make appearances.

Guy 1: "Did you read Unshelved when the sixth Harry Potter book came out?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so funny!"

by Liberal Hippie Douche August 21, 2005

buzzfeed unsolved

an internet series by buzzfeed in which two hilarious idiots, shane madej and ryan bergara, go investigate unsolved mysteries

average buzzfeed unsolved episode
shane:*is a smartass*
ryan: (wheeze)

by galactic.cola March 10, 2018

unsheared peen

An uncircumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

buzzfeed unsolved

A mini show on the YouTube channel for BuzzFeed blue created and ran by paranormal believer Ryan bergara and his skeptical friend Shane madej

Guy 1:ah man did you see the latest episode of BuzzFeed unsolved.
Guy 2: yeah man Ryan is a total crybaby shaniacs for life
Guy 1: nah man i am a believer so boogaras for life!

by The Greek God Mark December 7, 2017

Buzzfeed unsolved

A YouTube series with two dumbasses who are friends. They investigate supernatural stuff and unsolved crimes. It’s really fcking funny. Also the tall man might be a demon:/

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ryan: *gets possessed and thrown across the room, eyes glowing red*
Shane: “strong wind you got there”

by Nookiethemomeater July 29, 2019

Unsolved Crime

When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.

Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.

by Elon Obama March 10, 2020

Buzzfeed Unsolved

A very poorly written, and totally fake online show, starring characters Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej, in which the two go on ghost hunting adventures.

Ryan and Shane are characters featured in the Buzzfeed series, Buzzfeed Unsolved

by Gotcha:) January 18, 2019