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Unitology 

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!
We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.
Unitology by Cerebrex June 25, 2023
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Unpology 

"The facade of an apology created by uttering obligatory words of remorse devoid of actual regret, contrition, or even an admission of guilt."

("When saying you're sorry is unavoidable, the unpology is a Republican's best friend!")

(Found via a place online called: "perrspectives")
Actual example of an unpology from today, (9/1/2007): "I apologize... I have little control over what people choose to believe." (...about my pleading guilty to lewd behavior in the men's room at the airport.) -- Senator Larry Craig, (R)Idaho
Unpology by Slangard September 9, 2007
A series of one. Relevant to movies, plays, or novels.

A series that went no where.
Eddie: Wanna' go see that Dragon Ball Z movie?

Karren: Mannn, that shit's gonna' be an unology.
Unology by ChioBam March 10, 2009

unpology 

A passive statement which accepts that some hurt happened, and which laments that pain was caused, but which fails to acknowledge any responsibility on the part of the speaker for what took place.
The following extract is from an unpology issued by the Vatican in response to the 2009 Murphy Report on sexual abuse in the Dublin archdiocese: "After careful study of the Report, the Holy Father was deeply disturbed and distressed by its contents. He wishes once more to express his profound regret at the actions of some members of the clergy who have betrayed their solemn promises ... The Holy Father shares the outrage, betrayal and shame felt by so many of the faithful in Ireland ... The Holy See takes very seriously the central issues raised by the Report, including questions concerning the governance of local Church leaders with ultimate responsibility for the pastoral care of children ..."
unpology by robindch January 1, 2010

Unionology 

The use of regual knowledge and reverse knowledge to find a basic path of desire the technology.
Unionology
Unionology by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

Unicollogy 

Its when a place of higher education is both a university and a college.
when you take very few degrees that relate, and then focus in on ALL the parts of the those few degrees. Because with a college they mostly offer one degree, and with a university, they are like a combination of a lot of "colleges". So if you mix the two, you got Unicollogy.
Unicollogy by butkeepgoing May 29, 2011
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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