Unicollogy

Its when a place of higher education is both a university and a college.

when you take very few degrees that relate, and then focus in on ALL the parts of the those few degrees. Because with a college they mostly offer one degree, and with a university, they are like a combination of a lot of "colleges". So if you mix the two, you got Unicollogy.

by butkeepgoing May 29, 2011

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Unitology

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!

We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.

by Cerebrex June 25, 2023

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