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unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds
Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

unconciousnessism

the act or feeling of unconciousness.
a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism.

b) i ran into a pole, whilst unconcious i felt feelings of unconciousnessim.

Unconcious Woo 

When you surprise your woman or man with words of love, and didn't realize you did it.
Last night I told my woman she was the sexiest woman alive as I roll back over to sleep, and she blushed from unconcious woo.
Unconcious Woo by Daddy yum yums December 20, 2018
Slang for unconcious
Some hoe: "Please try to stay awake during class"
Me (a swag lord) :
Some normie: "Looks like hes unconch, teach"
Unconch by Itsherenow March 6, 2018

Unconcous 

The state of not being wrinkly.
1. Yoda was knocked unconcous, became smooth yoda.

2.

Man 1: Star Wars Rebels had a good art style.
Man 2: You've got a very unconcous cranium, you know that?
Unconcous by Spyridon November 22, 2020

Clinically Unconcious 

Urban medical term more commonly known as blackout drunk. This is when some is in a state of being awake but not realizing or remembering what he/she did or was doing. This can be mistaken as someone being an asshole as in most cases that is the only symptom.
Dude why is that guy being an asshole? Oh wait he's just clinically unconcious.