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Mark of the Unclean 

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

Unclean Toothpaste

The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.
Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.

Uncle Stan 

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew
look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol
Uncle Stan by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020
He is such an unclean
unclean by anonymous March 12, 2003

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

uncletarking 

When you post up in the corner of the office and watch like 2-3 epi's in one day. Also getting very triggered at the simplest of things like Beach Toweling, or a new lamp, etc.
Man You see how OMSM is over there just Uncletarking multiple episodes of Lost?