Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.

Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.

by RustyDog*001 March 14, 2022

Uncled

native men are called uncles on the Rez, so when you get played by one it’s called getting “uncled.” Essentially, it’s indigenous slang for “getting played.”

“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”

She fell in love but she got uncled.

by Heyvous March 14, 2022

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

Uncle OVERWIT

Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.

We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.

by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

by Starchylde May 15, 2016