Uncledonk

To dangle to something in reverse and upside down.

Stop uncledonking me

by abbicus February 22, 2019

UncleDoug-sexual

Being sexually attracted to people less intelligent than yourself.

Brittany is so dumb, id go out of my way to sleep with her because i identify as UncleDoug-sexual

by Sniper115 November 19, 2021

Unpredonktable

unpredictable to the level of ridonkulousness

Liam's wild flailing fury was excessively unpredonktable

by Phill McSchmendler January 23, 2009

UnclePunk

coolest person out there,biggest flex ever is having unclepunk as your friend.

i wish I was as cool as unclepunk.

by ☆.｡. November 20, 2021

unclebunk

unclebunk is used to describe something or someone that is really lame or no good even worse than bunk

Man I ain't never going to do no deals with that unclebunk dude again

by Master Sexton January 21, 2022

UncleZoned

When a girl tells a guy he looks like her uncle, means man's not getting any from her.

Jack: I was talking to this girl Jane last night and she said I looked like her uncle
John : Bro you just got UncleZoned, you aint going to get to hit that.
Jack : Damn

by ShaneM October 13, 2022

Unclelinkster

He's that weird guy at the party. That weird Uncle guy tryna smell everyone's feet. Doesn't matter the kind of feet. Big feet. Small feet. Wide feet. Narrow feet. Dirty feet with nasty fungus. You get it. Can't take him to meet your gram in a nursing home. If you take your eyes off him..even for a second. Boom. He's tryna shag your gram in front of all the old people. NEVER leave an Unclelinkster alone in a nursing home. He'll lick their tootsies like a goat till their skin peals. He'll shag your gram and papa then sniff their insides when he's done. He seriously has an addiction to oldies with big honking knockers and old saggy man balls. You might be asking yourself..what happens if I leave him alone in Walmart? Well I am glad you. He'll pants all the old folks remove his own pants then play Scatman as he runs around the store. When security tries to take him away he bends over and farts so loud their eyebrows and lashes get obliterated. You've seen the original Wizard of Oz right? Remember when Dorthy's house gets wooshed away? That's what happens to Walmart. The fart is so loud so powerful my buddy in the UK can feel it. Last time someone let this guy in Walmart my buddies house collapsed. Next time you see a guy with his pants down locking eyes with you as he takes a shit on the side of the street. Don't slow down. Why? He'll get on all fours and run full speed into your car barking like a dog with rabies if you do.

"DON'T EVER TRUST AN UNCLELINKSTER! Think of all the old people! Think of your precious car! Think of the gold fish! (don't ask what he did to my pet goldfish ="

by Creambardave August 17, 2025