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Ugly Kid Joe 

1. Kick ass metal band in the early 90's, fronted by singer Whitfield Crane.
2. Clever insult.
1. Ugly Kid Joe is epic!
2. Look at that Ugly Kid Joe over there.
Ugly Kid Joe by Drums3 October 11, 2010

ugly kid joe 

The band that hates everything about you.
and I...think sex is over-rated too.
ugly kid joe by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

mad ugly kid shutup 

When some headass boi tries to cook your shit but you come back with some heat
“Wtf ya mad ugly kid shutup. You headass mofucker “
mad ugly kid shutup by IH8Men69420 February 18, 2018

pumpkin ugly no kid 

another way to say that someone is P.U.N.K.; you are able to point out a punk now as loud as you want, simply because few know that Pumpkin Ugly No Kid = Punk
Hey, look at that young rebel over there with a mohawk! He's so pumpkin ugly no kid!
pumpkin ugly no kid by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

ugly shorts kid 

hot band boy that owns a pair of iconic ugly shorts that he purchased off of amazon.
ugly shorts kid looks super fine today.

ugly high schooler kid 

"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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