ucking

1. The relentless craving for donuts or deep fried pastries at all hours of the day

2. When you see someone and you have the undying urge to say 'UCK!'

1. Man, I drove by Krispy Kreme today and now I'm UCKING so hard
2. I couldn't stop ucking when I saw her today. She never wears pants!

by ASquared November 20, 2013

Uckings

Uckings is the plural of Uck-(giving head(sucking Dick(The up and down movement of your mouth over a penis which can erect a penis)))

"Yes I give uckings, Where exactly is your bando?"

by RhiannonBrathwaite April 24, 2015

urking and jerking

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.

He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

by Hood Definition August 5, 2009

ucoking teh log

stealing nicknames on an IRC server, which confuses bots that keep stats.

*** suzumebachi is now known as h0rn3t
*** garian is now known as suzumebachi
*** suzumebachi is now known as garian
<littlechavez> D:
<littlechavez> stop ucoking teh logs!

by Garian March 2, 2003

urking

it is irritating or annoying you.

Also spelled Irking

My daughter is Urking my nerves when she doesn't answer her cell phone.

by Nacirema August 19, 2016

ufking

Used in the same context as fucking, but slightly less vulgar, yet still bearing the same context instead of "fiddlesticks" or some such other bullshit.

Me: Damn, I have to work Saturday again? This is the 3rd ufking time I've had--

Over-Sensitive Politically-Correct Mormon (interrupting): Hey! Watch what you're saying, there's kids around!

M: I know, hence the ufking, dummy!

OSPCM: No, I meant the "d-a-m-n" part.

by edw007 February 15, 2008

unking

when a group of people picks a random fight and/or tries to rob you often while they are recording you with cell phone cameras

These three teenagers were unking this dude in the subway for no reason.

by efghi January 7, 2011