a name, and a person that will live on forever. the original ubong, ubong the great, chief ubong, udoh udoh, as his is known, is and will be a great man. ladies love him, guys want to be him, or be his friend and do shit for him. this man walks into a bar, (santa fe) and all the attention is directed towards him.

girl: hey stacy look, its ubong! i hope hes gonna let us suck his dick tonight

if only we were soooo lucky.

ubong by ubong the great January 10, 2008

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Ubong

A very beautiful Nigerian girl who is very kind hearted and down to earth, people that surround love everything about her she is kind and very Intelligent ,Her name means the glory of God,never let an Ubong go because she is one in a million,this is from a females point of view.

That girl is very generous she is really an Ubong
I like this girl she has an attribute of an Ubong

Ubong by Lightskinnedbeauty August 8, 2018

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Ubong

A King. A Ruler. The one that speaks and no one can quantify the extent of his derivation of knowledge. An excellent leader and a figure of pleasant tidings.

A southern Nigerian unisex name from the Erik/Ibibio tribe. can be translated as ''Glory'' in English.

Other versions of this name includes phrases such as "Ubong-Obong", or "Ubong-Abasi" Translated as The Glory of God

Ubong is here, I assume that we are rest assured to receive a pleasant news today.

Ubong: Hi GrandMa, How are you today.

GrandMa: Ubong-abasi mmi, I am fine. Aba dië
Ubong: Afön mama!

Ubong by Gainz Lord June 6, 2018

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ubongette

Ubongette, also known as Lord Ubong. He is a very loyal man. Females love him but he has a slight attraction for men with long pipe. He is a God loving man and a forgiving man.

Man Ubongette is so cool, i wish i could be like him.

Did you see ubongette in the hallway?? He almost fucked my girl.

ubongette by FaghotKingCockMasted69 February 7, 2022

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uplong

1.Colonial, “Olde English” (40oz) tweakerish adverb with time being the subject at hand.
2. Alt/: a caucasian BBW endearment of a thick and rigid BBC. (UsuallySpoken in 90’s Era ‘Ebonics’ rhythmic tone)

Ex. 1- “Hey Jarvis! You hot that tractor all took apart smokin’ shit!? …UPLONG?!?”
Ex 2- “hey girl ! You be walkin’ like yo ahzz on stilts!!” “ naw sweets, i just got batter-upper and flipside woodpeckered by Tyrones Uplong ! Call me later…. If you Uplong.

uplong by Crystalgrrrl November 30, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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