uplong

1.Colonial, “Olde English” (40oz) tweakerish adverb with time being the subject at hand.
2. Alt/: a caucasian BBW endearment of a thick and rigid BBC. (UsuallySpoken in 90’s Era ‘Ebonics’ rhythmic tone)
Ex. 1- “Hey Jarvis! You hot that tractor all took apart smokin’ shit!? …UPLONG?!?”
Ex 2- “hey girl ! You be walkin’ like yo ahzz on stilts!!” “ naw sweets, i just got batter-upper and flipside woodpeckered by Tyrones Uplong ! Call me later…. If you Uplong.
by Crystalgrrrl December 01, 2022
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Tweakerish

Someone exhibiting all the telltale signs of being on tweak listed below:
1. Riding a bmx bicycle at night while being over 22 years old.(likely while wearing a pair of Dollar Tree shades)

2. Wearing a headlamp and fingerless gloves.
3. Using a Dremel rotary tool.
4. Hanging out in the auto department of walmart at 1:00am twitching around, ghost gummin’ whilst muttering random half sentences.
Hey ! Louie, wanna go to the bowling alley?!? it’s almost midnight and….AWE SHIATT!!! Louie gots the workout gloves andFaux-kley’s on!! you best leave your GT Mach 1 home bro, the cops will bust you just for lookin’ TWEAKERISH AF!!! Better leave your bag of shit with me son!!
by Crystalgrrrl November 15, 2022
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