uplong 

1.Colonial, “Olde English” (40oz) tweakerish adverb with time being the subject at hand.
2. Alt/: a caucasian BBW endearment of a thick and rigid BBC. (UsuallySpoken in 90’s Era ‘Ebonics’ rhythmic tone)

Ex. 1- “Hey Jarvis! You hot that tractor all took apart smokin’ shit!? …UPLONG?!?”
Ex 2- “hey girl ! You be walkin’ like yo ahzz on stilts!!” “ naw sweets, i just got batter-upper and flipside woodpeckered by Tyrones Uplong ! Call me later…. If you Uplong.

uplong by Crystalgrrrl November 30, 2022

Ulonged 

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to continuosly lose; never win.
Comes from the television show Survivor

Are basketball team was Ulonged during this seaosn

Ulonged by Kman29 May 12, 2006

Ublong 

the smelly thing under your nose

My ublong's bigger than yours.

Ublong by Eric November 25, 2003

Uptong 

(verb) when you put your tongue up any of the holes of a woman. Nose and ears excluded.

Greta: what did you do last night?
Warren: I uptonged that girl from tinder; it was hot.

Uptong by Gstr34m July 19, 2022

Upling 

When a company or political party, or even a movement continues to doubling or tripling down on something so many times to a point that it's more than double or triple.

Disney continues to virtue signal in their new content and they just keep upling down on the messages that the vast majority of audiences don't want to hear about anymore.

Upling by Langland April 11, 2023