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Ubando

A Ubando is a name from Asia but sounds like it should be Africa.

Usually a slimey estate agent has a name like this and loves wearing brown suits.

He cant speak at all, and usually gets a lot of people angry.

Loves transexuals of the Brazilian kind!
Jonny: God damn I wish that Ubando would open his fucking mouth and speak up!
Olly: I know, what a gobshite"!
by Jonny Mack 1982 October 10, 2011
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urbandoosh

(n.) An editor on Urbandictionary.com that sees a definition for a new word and sometimes rejects it, then submits their own (often derogatory) definition for that word.

(v.) The action by an Urbandictionary.com editor where they might reject a definition for a new word and then submit their own competing definition for that word.
The word I submitted to Urbandictionary.com was urbandooshed by an urbandick.
by fcsuper October 20, 2007
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Ubaldo

A real Mexican guy looking out for his future,, very good dancer and very good lucking he is so cute and very lucky to get girls😉 He is amazing and has goals wen something is on his mind he will accomplish it and he is so brave to
Is ubaldo going to the party ??
Yes you know how he is he will get a lot of girls 😉
by Mexican knower March 15, 2017
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Urbandoctrination

Using Urbandictionary.com as a means to push a political, religious, philosophical, etc. ideal by either making derogatory terms against groups that disagree with your viewpoint or taking already-existing terminology and explaining it through a biased point of view.
Someone who does this is called an Urbandoctrinator.
Urbandoctrination is a serious issue on this website right now. While people are entitled to their opinions, Urbandictionary is a horrible website to exercise them, on the account that there is no comment system on which to discuss the terms and their definitions with the exception of a bare-bones like/dislike system that, again, fails in the presence of a popular opinion. This leads to a phenomenon where you can post an opinionated definition with very little means to challenge or argue its validity. It's a downward spiral that does very little but cause those with extreme opinions to double down. Not to mention that it just adds to the enormous issue of scaring people who aren't themselves invested in the topic away from having a civil discussion. Again, there's nothing wrong with having opinions, but there are far better platforms to voice them. And if you have time to write a 1000+ word definition on a topic you disagree with, you probably have time to do more productive things with your life.

"Let's see what the word of the day is today. Oh, it's just another thinly veiled half-assed jab at a subject that's been beaten to death already. Urbandoctrinators are killing this site."
by Seismos9 April 1, 2020
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urbandonation

When you're browsing Urbandictionary.com and you see a very old definition that still has little or no votes. You then vote it up out of sympathy, much like in reality when you see a hobo without money.
Jack: Holy fuck, 3 years and this definition has 0 votes? Poor bastard...*gives urbandonation*
by Ihopethisnameisnttaken April 2, 2010
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Ubaldo

Good looking , sweet and adorable and is kinda like a teddy bear ...
I'm happy I'm dating Ubaldo
by 22l June 24, 2017
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Ubaldo

This is the name of a true Thot slayer, he will stop not until the job has been done, he swings around with a dick in his hand beating thots mercilessly until they breathe their last breath, he will destroy thots, and respect women
Ayy, it's that nigga Ubaldo, you bouta slay some thots?

Ubaldo:yeah nibba
by anonymous January 17, 2018
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